I'm not the most classically educated person on the planet. Indeed, my school only really taught football. But I had to chuckle when I saw the following on a review of an iPhone game on Apple's App Store:
I don't get it - at the time of writing this, there are 3 top-rating reviews, but the app has ZERO downloads. This is not the only app with such a dubious rating profile, so as always "carpe dium" - buyer beware!